Sea Monkeys, Stephen Colbert, and Tall Bikes

Sea Monkeys, Stephen Colbert, and Tall Bikes,
What do they all have in common? They are all trolls.
Many of my accomplices and fellow peers do not understand the true meaning of the word troll. Even I learned it from my brother whom learned it from his friend. This knowledge must be passed on to ensure that trolls are identified. A troll, is a person who is seemingly sarcastic but is unidentifiable to the normal viewer, or rather a person thats playing a practical joke on society. It takes a skilled person, usually a master troll themselves, to find out another troll. For example, how is a Sea Monkey a troll you ask? A Sea Monkey is a troll because it is not really a monkey, nor does it live in the sea. They are small fish creatures that are aquarium pets. The creators were even bigger trolls to identify the possible troll and market upon it.